Welcome to day 5457 of social distancing. No, I don’t know how many days it’s actually been. I’m barely aware of what day of the week we’re on. All I know is that we’ve been at this long enough that I am hoping to hear a cruise-director-like voice guide me through the next few hours. I don’t want to be a puddle of a person like I was this past Monday – when I wanted to both be with my husband and child, while simultaneously hiding in my daughter’s room in a fort. READ MORE